The Pen, the Paper & the Hand

"Hello," said the pen.

"Let's make this happen."

"You write," said the paper.

"And I'll stay right."

"Don't forget me!" cried the hand

"You must understand, I move you two brands!"

"Fine then, I give in, so let's just begin."

And that's how the first story was written.

 

 

Simon, Mandy & Bill

Two companions lived on a hill

Their names were Mandy & Bill

One day Mandy went walking

With Bill behind talking

But Mandy wasn't listening

For she saw something glistening

She hoped it was diamond

But instead it was Simon

A guy they had lost long ago

He was dirty and rags

And surrounded by bags

That he had won when he went to a show

"Where have you been? You don't look very clean."

"Yes," Simon said. "I discovered a machine."

"What is a machine? One thing we've not seen."

"A machine makes things very clean."

"Then why didn't you use it?"

"Because I don't have it."

"Let's go, then. You've wasted our time."

 

 

Arthur and Martha

There once lived a man named Arthur

Later on his walk he met Martha

"Good Morning," he said

"Would you like to be wed?"

"To you? I don't mind.

No one else I can find."

"Then we'll be married," said Arthur. "Me and Martha."

So the very next day they got married

At the very end Martha was carried

"You're quite heavy," Arthur said.

"It's the dress, made of lead."

And they laughed as they were walking ahead

 

 

The tissue & the tree

The tissue had an issue

With the very old oak tree

He complained that all the paper was bad for the industry

"So what?" said the tree

"That doesn't bother me."

"You selfish old tree! Just look at me!"

The tree looked at the tissue, who had a big issue

And a smile crept on his old bark

"At least you are free and not living in a park."

"So I shouldn't be hateful? I should be grateful;

At least I'm untouched with no marks!"